House Guest

Having a super model as a house guest has certainly proven to be interesting. She will strike a pose and then hold it for hours. She has posed both with a red Boa  and some very expensive looking jewelry. When she speaks you can’t see her lips move. One of my neighbors came over to visit with her but he went home mad when she refused to talk to him. Her dietary needs are strange, she refuses to eat or drink anything that contains calories,  sweeteners, fiber, vegetables, fruits or dairy products of any kind.